I believe she would be too heavy/long/wide for the rubber bag treatment.
Pulling her over the hump on a ramp would break her back. Her hull is not designed to be stressed like that over a central point.
Finding the machinery to pull the light ship weight of 37,932 tons (plus accumulated rust/dirt/sand and whatever else is still aboard) up a ramp would be interesting. To get her ashore in that fashion, you would have to build a set of greased ways similar to those she was originally launched from, drag her up, then gradually tip the hull level whilst still being supported full length. The ways would have to be built on very thick concrete foundations, as would be the final blocks she was positioned on.
The only option would be to find a derelict graving dock, renovate said dock, then float her in on even keel as normal. Same as for Cutty Sark.
Skilly